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Winchester-Nabu Detective Agency Year Eight: Case File No. 18-382

various backgrounds of brown, antiqued ripped paper; "ripped" photo of two spotted deer fawns; text: Who attacked this precious little fawn?

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Where We Left Off:

An audacious grey squirrel assaulted one of our Winchester-Nabu Detective Agency employees, Gnomez Addams. He’s still being repaired.


Rut-Roe:

Many thanks to WorldDeer.org for having clear information that I’m using as reference for this week’s case file. Oliver, Gus, and I thought we were specifically contending with our native species, White-Tailed Deer, for this mystery. There could be something else going on.

the twin baby fawns, Ochekka and Dani - children of doe Mąera - standing in the grass both staring in the same direction at something.

Victimology:

The cats and I were diligently reviewing trailcam footage which takes nearly a full day’s work schedule. On the clips from August 30, 2024, my heart felt like it was harpooned. We watched as a momma Doe walked into frame with one of her spotted baby fawns behind her. We have mothers with one and two babies. As I watched the screen, I thought this was one of the mothers with one fawn.

Twelve seconds later, a smaller spotted fawn limps on three legs into the frame. Its right front leg lifted at the mid joint and the lower half dangling. We weren’t watching in real time, so there was no point running out the door to do anything, nor would I be able to. I’m skilled in lassoing a calf, sheep, or baby fawn. That’s probably what it would have taken for someone to catch it and bring it to a rescue/rehabilitation center for assessment.

Information Take-In:

  • Species: White-tailed deer
  • Name/Street Name: Dani (daughter of Mąera)
  • General Age/Stage in Life: baby
  • Residence/Frequently Spotted Locations: Fort Winchester Path

You can see how lively and athletic Dani and her larger twin, Ochekka, typically are in this video from July:


That brought up another problem. I got online and reached out to the closest wildlife rescue (if you’ve been reading our adventures, you’ll know that there aren’t any close by and I’ve driven over an hour in the dark to try and save some small mammals). The closest one operates only during the day and since it was still working hours, I thought I’d get lucky if I sent them an email. I couldn’t say it was “urgent” since I didn’t have custody of the injured animal. The past two times I’ve tried them, it was after hours. This time, it was the wrong species.

They thanked me for being concerned about the wildlife, but said, unfortunately they do not take deer. The closest place that would is in Mercer County. If you don’t know what that means, let me explain. Mercer County is where Trenton and Princeton are located. This area directly borders Philadelphia in Pennsylvania which is not where we live. I decided that since I didn’t have the fawn in my custody, it was just as well to not reach out and contact the Mercer rescue until I could see her again.


Theory #1: White-tail Bucks Rutting Chaos

“Is it rutting season already?” Gus asked from his comfortable penthouse roof of the multi-level cardboard structure that houses part of the detective agency office space.

Mating season behavior could have caused a buck to trample a fawn on its way to the female. I’ve watched the moms start to walk as babies are still suckling. These deer mothers do not take any crap!

“Look that up, human!” Oliver screeched to me. That rotund marmalade and white fellow does not have a soft voice. His human is hard of hearing so I guess Ollie is used to yelling everything.

“I got it. Jeez,” I mumbled even though their super feline senses meant they could hear everything I said. I read from the WorldDeer website:

For most deer, mating season begins when temperatures cool and days begin to shorten in the fall. This seasonal change triggers a surge in testosterone among male deer, and it also stimulates female deer to begin estrus. In some parts of the world (like the tropics, for example), there is no distinct mating season for deer since there is little seasonal change in day-length or temperature.

Regarding white-tailed deer, WorldDeer states:

White Tailed Deer are polyestrous, which means females can be in heat more than once per year. In the most northern reaches of the whitetail range (United States into Canada), females go into heat during November and lasts over 24-hour cycles. However, the whole whitetail mating season is from October to December.

In more southerly climates in South America, whitetails will not be ready to mate until January or February. When a doe is not mated during the first cycle she enters a second estrus period about a month after the first. Whitetail fawns are born in late spring after a near 200-day gestation period.

Theory #2: Jersey Devil-Deer (possibly rutting)

“Guys?” I spun around in my chair and crawled to the floor near their toy basket. “This website, like most, only research mundane world white-tailed deer and other species. They don’t have information on our cryptid hybrid, Jersey devil-deer.”

“If our injured baby fawn and its maternal traits are of the wingless morph of the Jersey devil-deer hybrid, that could completely alter our victimology.” Gus jumped from his penthouse lounge, walked over to me, and sat politely which meant he wanted a treat for coming up with a helpful line of deduction which technically, I had thought of.

Large breed dog, grey-blue Weimaraner lounging on couch next to a person with a leg tattoo. Dog has been photoshopped to be wearing a "Sherlock" deerstalker hat.
If you’d like this actual cap for dogs, go to Corgi Kuri & Friends on Etsy.

The South Jersey division of the Winchester-Nabu Detective Agency is run by our majestic and adventurous canine family member, Rocco. Rocco loves wildlife as much as anyone could. His human man does a little deer hunting. Rocco also loves to hunt and his tastes are not discerning nor does he care about these things called “hunting seasons.” Ollie sent off an email to Rocco asking him to discuss the case on their end and give us any feedback we should consider.

Being from South Jersey, Rocco had some better perspective on the Jersey demons, devils, whatever you may wish to call them.

mock email screen "rexfinity" showing a message from Rocco Roa to Oliver Winchester: "Sir: I’m honored that you thought of me enough of an expert in the subject matter of our local cryptid mating behaviors. While it is true that genuine white-tailed deer can mate twice per year, the hybrids generally seem to mate from late summer to the following spring. Just like many land mammals, the Jersey Devil-Deer hybrids are particularly randy around April and May perfectly timed for the Beltaine festivals."

Oliver tapped the screen on his device to have the reply from Rocco read aloud to us. Ollie concluded that it is possible that the cryptids would trounce on anything getting in their way of mating.

Theory #3: Collision Impact with a Vehicle

This is probably the most easily explained situation. We’re on an extremely busy road on which speed traps by police are only set up when residents (with children) complain. On a random Sunday in April of 2017, a traffic study was being done and it determined that 1,402 vehicles drove over the counting strip. This can be slow-moving excavators, farm vehicles, 18-wheelers with flat beds, trailers, or tankers; fast-moving horrifically dump trucks, loud coupes, sedans, SUVs, and pick-up trucks. There are also miscellaneous vehicles like the mail carrier “jeeps,” Amazon and other delivery vans, and heating oil/propane tankers which are shorter in length than the dairy milk tankers.

Needless to say, people hit a lot of deer with their cars out here. It’s kind of a sick rite of passage. If you’ve made it two years with your driver’s license and haven’t hit one, you must have some sort of blessed juju around your car.

Theory #4: Bobcat – or other Predator

A. It’s not hunting season so the baby’s injury should not have been caused by an intentional attack by a human.

B. Canine – No foxes, coyotes, not loose dogs were seen on the cameras. That doesn’t mean there aren’t any. The neighbors around here do have dogs that love to chase and bark.

C. Feline – specifically, big feline:

While reviewing the footage of the trailcams which gives us various vantage points, there was something worth noting when it came to the timestamps. A beautiful bobcat entered the space between cameras 1 and 4. We’ll use the timestamp from Cam4 which indicates 06:31:35 PM on August 25, 2024. However this bobcat decided to exit, it managed to avoid every single other camera!

The bobcat immediately sensed something in the woods. It stalked through the grass like Gus does. Instead of lying low to the dirt, it wasn’t threatened so sat straight up like a friendly Walmart greeter who could secretly tear out your throat.

Five seconds after the bobcat exits the frame of Cam4, there’s movement in the distance beyond Fort Winchester. A deer came out of the woods. When she comes into clear view of Cam4, it’s easy to see her watching something out of frame on the left—I’m guessing it was the bobcat. She approaches in footsteps like a firm marching cadence. It’s what a doe will do when giving off Don’t F*** With Me vibes to anyone in front of it. Then she looks to her right. The doe ends up following her gaze to see where her possible competitor is heading. After a few seconds, she’s out of frame too.

At 6:42 PM, which is about 20 minutes after the bobcat first appeared, a doe (maybe the same doe) and her two baby fawns arrived with the one fawn badly injured. Did the bobcat do that? If it tried, a mother doe will do all she can to beat the snot out of someone going after her babies.

Theory #5: Familial Rough-Housing Gone Too Far

The Winchester-Nabu Detective Agency also has video evidence of one fawn lightly hooving a smaller fawn. You can practically hear the banter in your head. “Moooommmmmm, she’s in my spot. Get out of here, dorkhoof!

Deer and other Cervids have powerful legs and have the ability to use them as a gentle warning or to bludgeon someone.

In 2019, one hunter name Thomas Alexander, 66, was killed after he shot a deer and thought it was safe to put down his rifle. I kind of love that the ABC News broadcast ends the segment with, “Wildlife officials are still looking for that deer.”

Did big brother or a cousin go too far in socialized playing or in being a big brother dorkhoof shoving the tiny one out of the way?

Fun Fact! Amber’s head was split open on one of the old-timey radiators used to heat homes when a certain older someone shoved her because he didn’t want her to partake in the “game” of jumping on the bed they were all doing. Amber was pushed into a closet and told to be quiet, but eventually, had to be released and the blood was going to be a dead giveaway. The Grumpy Old Man combed her hair away from the wound and used the “butterfly bandage” technique. A gushing head wound caused by smashing into thick metal was not enough to warrant to visit to the emergency room back in the 1970’s. Concussion, smehcussion

Stand up comedy by Fortune Feimster, "Good Fortune" special: It was actually Red Rover that would get the most intense. You guys remember Red Rover? You get in a line with your friends and you lock arms. Your other friends would get in a line across from you and they’d lock arms. And then you yell, “Hold the line! Your only objective is to run as hard as you can right towards that line, and they just wanna break your arm. Then all you wanna do is when they’re running towards you, you wanna grab your neighbor’s arm, you wanna pull your arms up, and then you just wanna crush their clavicle. You go, “Red Rover, Red Rover, you send that little bitch Timmy…” “…right on over.” He starts running as hard as he can. We’re like, “Hold the line!” Here he comes. We grab each other’s arm. We pull our line up. Now Timmy’s crashed through our line. Now our arm’s dangling from the socket. Your teacher’s not doing anything. She’s over there on the blacktop, just smoking a Virginia Slim. She’s like, “They don’t pay me enough to care about that.”

Theory #6: Self-Inflicted?

“I think we forgot something.” I know all of us were exhausted by this case. The Grumpy Old Man had even gotten more involved by making sure the wildlife had corn and fresh water twice a day! I had to speak up though because this last weekend of working on this case was yet another time when I kept stumbling over my own feet. My head lowered into my body like a turtle hiding in its shell. “Self-inflicted…I don’t mean on purpose! I just mean an accident, but not caused by anyone else!”

Gus looked up at The Cook specifically, “You’re not the only one who trips over things or nothing, but she does it All The Time.” He just needed to add that extra emphasis and used his shifty eyes to let her know he was talking about me. Plus, I was the only other person who uses she as a preferred pronoun in the room.

“It’s that new wall,” I started to explain, but the mere mention of it hit a nerve with The Grumpy Old Man.

“I’m waiting for the right dirt!” He’s been saying this for quite a while. He wants some kind of specially sifted soil from his friend with the machine, but yadda-yadda-yadda, dirt-this, dirt-that—it’s still not ready nor here.

The wall is looking better. It resembles more of a wall now. But it’s just a facade. Behind it is uneven patchy dirt with incredibly deep crevasses and those holes are getting covered by long billowing weeds. It’s like tiger traps in the jungle or…Predator (one of the greatest movies ever made).

No one could stand the old man’s raised voice. I had to cut in and try to rein in this hypothesis. The baby fawn is still only a few months old. She’s got a lot of growing to do. She runs around as she should to build up her muscles and agility. It’s quite easy to imagine that if her family was walking down Bunny Hollow and came to Lord Theodore’s new Iron Gate of Glory that the baby could have tried get around it behind the unfinished wall, stumbled into one of the many deep crevasses, and sprained her own leg. I know what that feels like. Gus is correct. I do fall a lot. I’m generally clumsy. I always have food on my clothes. I fall on my ass at least once a week.

black and white long distance photo of a pick up truck on the far side of the new ranch style gate in the private road; a zoomed in image is set in the left top corner showing the sign "Beware! Guard Pig on Duty"; a red arrow is pointing to where the sign is on the gate; A cartoon cat in the bottom left is laughing; The Grumpy Old Man is visible in the photo walking away from the gate towards the camera.

Case Findings:

Oliver and Gus even brought in the other humans to deliberate this investigation. It seemed like no one was agreeing. Two cats, three humans (The Butler, The Cook, The Grumpy Old Man and me) means six differing opinions. In the end, we sat around eating pumpkin muffins with some chocolate hazelnut coffee and came to an agreement. I was right.

The spotted baby fawn must have tripped somewhere—we agreed not to blame with location of the new wall even though I have recent photos of hoof tracks there—and suffered a terrible sprain. She spent a week recovering, but forced to do physical therapy per her mother’s orders so that she would be strong enough to dodge cars, predators, and hunters.

Case Status: Closed


Resources:

WorldDeer.org

The actual Deerstalker Hat for Dogs is a creation of an Etsy seller. I photoshopped it onto Rocco. He’s nearly as intolerant of clothing as Gus. Nonetheless, it is damn friggin’ cute to see a dog in a hat.

Zarrell, M. (2019, October 24). Arkansas hunter dies after being attacked by deer he thought was dead. ABC News. https://abcnews.go.com/US/arkansas-hunter-dies-attacked-deer-thought-dead/story?id=66504417

 

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